If you haven’t been on a plane in a while (a looong while), you’re not alone. Not drinking enough water, pounding salty in-flight snacks, and exposing your skin to hours of low humidity in the plane. You’re here to be the Main Character of Terminal 2 (in addition to catching a plane) so look the part, goddamnit. And you just might end up reading that new book from your esoteric library if the plane taxis forever. Drawing Down the Moon: Witches, Druids, Goddess-Worshippers, and Other Pagans in America, $18.29 at AmazonOh, and this is just for the plane.